I think there's an issue where the player occasionally won't blink when left mouse button is pressed. Trying to reproduce.
A PTBO Game Jam 2017 submission
Alternative web version here if you're having trouble.
Theme: Alternative Facts
Movement: ASD / Arrow Keys
Dash: Left Shift / Right Click
Move Teleport Cursor: Mouse
Teleport: Left Click
Xbox 360 controller tested for OSX Windows 10, not working for web.
The crafty reporters have created a new weapon: butterfly microphone drones! You play as Kellyanne Conway, professional question avoiding ninja. Avoid the questions for as long as you can.
Feedback greatly appreciated! Or, y'know brag about your high score or something.
Web player self explanatory. Desktop executables should be playable after unzipping.